Right, listen up, you donkey! Brownni, you absolute amateur, go on, get to the back of the line and cry me a river. Your dish is a disaster, it's like something out of a horror show. The presentation is shocking, the taste is bleak, and the doneness is all over the place. I've seen better cooking from a blindfolded monkey! Do you even know what you're doing in a kitchen? It's an insult to call this a culinary creation. Go on, go cry in the pantry where you belong. And next time, try to...