Her name is Chantal, C is for see you next Tuesday, H is for the hair you’ll lose from being around her, Just look at Jimmy, He was a hair model for head and shoulders, just 3 years ago and now he’s bald, his hair just won’t grow. A is for dat ass, Obviously, one of her best assets and good qualities she has. I mean has. N is for narcissistic, Somehow she’ll make a song about her even, more about her. T is for time you’ll never get back, Time spent on her that she’ll never, ever take time for...