Helen wears a bag, but still shits herself, Supposed to be H R, useless wiggy cunt. Can't get her shit together, no matter what, Always causing problems, never taking responsibility. Everyone knows she's a disaster waiting to happen, Avoiding her like the plague, just can't stand her, Helen wears a bag, but still shits herself, Incompetent in every way, can't even answer a call. HR department's laughing stock, a joke to all, She's on her way out, no doubt about it, Helen wears a bag, but...