Oh say can you see, my stomach’s on the line, I’m starving like I’ve fasted since 2009! In the drive thru we wait, for a burger so great, I’ll supersize my freedom—yeah, I’ll clean my plate! With a side of small guilt, as I chomp through the cheese, I’ll pretend that these calories are American dreams! From the nuggets I pop to the ice cream I crave, (If the machine isn’t broken—God, please behave!)McDonald's, McDonald's, where freedom’s fried gold, For the price of a burger, my diet’s been...