I had to sleep with my landlady, she's 80. Never thought I'd be in this predicament, oh baby. But the rent was due and I had no choice, oh no. Didn't know it would come to this, oh lord. She's got wrinkles and gray hair, oh my. But she's the only one that could help, oh me. I closed my eyes and tried to forget, oh dear. Hoping this nightmare would soon end, oh please.