Cave Johnson here, and let's dive right into the hot mess everyone's talking about—the Minecraft movie trailer fiasco. Now, look, I’m no stranger to big ideas going sideways. I once tried to make a self cleaning cat. Let’s just say the fur didn’t grow back. But this... this was a whole new level of chaos. So, they finally drop the trailer for this so called Minecraft movie. Now, let me tell you something—I've seen blocky graphics before. Hell, our test chambers practically run on outdated...