Cave Johnson here, and let's dive right into the hot mess everyone's talking about—the *Minecraft* movie trailer fiasco. Now, look, I’m no stranger to big ideas going sideways. I once tried to make a self cleaning cat. Let’s just say the fur didn’t grow back. But *this*... this was a whole new level of chaos. So, they finally drop the trailer for this so called *Minecraft* movie. Now, let me tell you something—I've seen blocky graphics before. Hell, our test chambers practically run on...