I was out and about in the country parts, When I started doing lots of farts, I needed to poo, what could I do? No toilet around, oh man, I had to dump in a Pringles can. The cows were staring, the birds were laughing, I was so embarrassed, my cheeks were flushing, But nature called, and I had to answer, Even if it meant using a chip container. I did what I had to do, no other option, Squatting in the field, feeling like a villain, Just me and my makeshift toilet, oh what a sight, Dumping...