I was out and about in the country parts, When I started doing lots of farts, I needed to poo, what could I do? No toilet around, oh man, I had to dump in a pringles can. The smell was bad, it made me gag, But there was no other option, I had to brag, About my unfortunate situation, so absurd, Dumping in a can, oh how disturbed. I finished my business and sealed it tight, Tossed it away, out of sight, Lesson learned, always be prepared, Or end up with poop in a can, feeling scared.