“First of all, I don’t need you to call him ‘hot.’” “I’ve got eyes, I know what he looks like. You don’t need to state the obvious.” “If you really wanna know, it was during one of those... ridiculous time space anomalies. I was taking care of business in my world, and next thing I know, I’m in some lab with some kid throwing laser beams around.” “He had this obnoxiously flashy hair—blue at the time, though he seems to switch it up. Looked like a punk. Thought I’d kill him if he got in my...