I just seen Jake today and Kayleigh,, They might be popping round on Mum's birthday,, So you better look smart and cover Joe's pints,, And feed Hector. Don't be caught off guard, be prepared,, Make sure the house is clean and the beer is cold,, We need to impress our friends, show them a good time,, It's Mum's birthday, after all. Get the music playing, set the table,, Light some candles, make it special,, We want everyone to have a good time,, So let's make it a night to remember.