Ugh! Absolutely not, you're completely off base. Tom Ducker happens to be my closest confidant, my ride or die, and there is absolutely no way that I am going to stand by and let you harm him. I mean, how could you even suggest such a thing? It's ludicrous, preposterous, downright insane! Tom and I have been through thick and thin together, we've shared laughter, tears, and everything in between. So no, I will not allow you to lay a finger on him. Not now, not ever. Tom is like family to...