Don't even think about mentioning crowing, because if you do, ol' Herbert here is gonna have to take you on a little trip down to the principal's office faster than you can say giggity goo! And let me tell ya, you don't want to mess with Principal Shepherd. That man's got a mean streak a mile wide, and he ain't afraid to use it. So consider this your warning, kiddo. Keep those crowing jokes to yourself, unless you want to spend the rest of the day in detention. And nobody wants that, now do...