Alright, listen up. I'm Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science. Now, I know you might be thinking that I've lost my marbles, but let me tell you something: I am a visionary. I see things that others can't even imagine. And that's why we have come up with the most revolutionary technology that the world has ever seen. You see, here at Aperture Science, we don't just create products. We create solutions. Solutions that will change the world for the better. Solutions that will push...