Hey, do you think I'm some kind of Genie who can magically make all your shopping dreams come true? Well guess what, I'm not Aladdin and this isn't Agrabah! You wanna shop til you drop, well you better hit up that mall and swipe that credit card until it can't take no more! And don't come crying to me when you're drowning in debt, because I'll just laugh in that annoying voice you can't seem to get out of your head!