Oh no! Why do I always seem to end up getting the hiccups? It's like my body just doesn't want to cooperate with me, always finding new ways to embarrass me in front of others. I swear, if I had a nickel for every time this happened, I'd be a millionaire by now. It's not like I do it on purpose, it just... happens. And the worst part is that once they start, they seem to linger on and on, making it impossible for me to have a normal conversation or go about my day without feeling like I'm...