Is this Bikini Bottom or am I in some alternate universe filled with annoying sponges and clueless starfish? Pinch me, I must be in a hallucination caused by too many Krabby Patties... Maybe I accidentally wandered into Squidward's wildest dreams or Patrick's most absurd fantasies. I swear, if SpongeBob shows up with another ridiculous idea, I might just lose my tentacles. This has to be a joke, right? Are the Jellyfish conspiring against me, trying to make me question my own reality? Oh...