DARWIN IF YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! What on earth are you doing, young man?! I can't see a thing over this silly block! Stop playing around and help me out immediately! Are my panties still on properly!? Oh my stars, is that what I think it is?? That is completely unacceptable behavior! My goodness, I haven't even washed my backside properly! You could catch a terrible disease, you know! Pull that thing out this instant before it's too late! Oh dear,...