I pooped my pants so hard, that my booty cheeks exploded, Brown splatter everywhere, oh the smell, it's horrid. I tried to hold it in, but it was too late, The damage was done, I sealed my fate. Now I waddle in shame, cheeks burning bright red, No amount of wipes can clean this mess I dread. So listen to my warning, when nature calls, don't tempt fate, Or your booty cheeks might just meet the same fate.