Listen here, you tiny little prick! I don't know what delusional fantasy you're living in where you think you can even entertain the idea of knocking up my older sister, but you need to get a reality check, mate. If I catch you even thinking about impregnating Sophia Rogers, I'll personally rip out your bloody intestines through your nose and whip you silly with them, you absolute twat! So do yourself a favor and back the hell away before you end up regretting it for the rest of your...