Well, let me tell you, folks! We've got ourselves a real humdinger here! How about we go with mammoth bosom bernie? That's right! Mammoth bosom bernie, folks! Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? Just like big titty jackson! Ha! I'll tell ya, if I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say big titty jackson, I'd be able to retire to a nice little beach in Fiji! But mammoth bosom bernie? That's a whole new ball game, folks! So let's give it up for mammoth bosom bernie! Yeah!