I swear, mate, I was just wandering around, right? And suddenly, this bloke comes up to me, and he's like, Hey, you know that guy, Tommy? Well, turns out he's been tuah ing with Sheila's mum, and bloody hell, I couldn't believe it! So I tuah tuah'd her back, right? Just to show 'em I ain't taking that sort of nonsense. But then, get this, mate, Tommy's dad starts tuah ing as well, like what is even going on? So, of course, I had to tuah back, didn't I? And next thing you know, I'm getting...