Alright listen up, let me tell you something that's been pissing me off lately. I don't understand why some people out here are giving their kids some absolutely ridiculous names like Gaye and Lesbains. Like, what the hell is going on with that? Are you serious right now? How are you gonna just saddle your kids with names like that? It's just setting them up for a lifetime of ridicule and embarrassment. And don't even get me started on Riley - that kid is a disaster waiting to happen. I...