Well folks, let me tell you something. Before I became President, before I stood in the Oval Office and led this great nation, I was just a regular guy from Arkansas. And you know what? I used to be quite the ladies man. Yes, before I became the man you see before you today, I was known around town as quite the charmer. You see, I wasn't always the polished politician you see now. I had my fair share of wild nights, my fair share of mistakes. I've got to be honest with you all, I used to be a...