Hey there, you dimwitted, chuckle headed marshmallow of a man! Your nonsensical babbling of falsehoods has never graced my eardrums before! But let me tell you, bucko, I've got ya red handed this time! It was all you, you conniving little weasel! How dare you twist the truth like a pretzel, you sleazy numbskull! I had to mop up a steaming mountain of baloney spilled from your cake hole!