Ah, the moment of exquisite pain when my delicate orbs make unwelcome acquaintance with a solid object. Verily, the agony of my testicular region rivals even the most brutal defeats my foes have suffered at my hands. Truly, this is a punishment that knows no mercy, a reminder of the fragility of man, and the vulnerability of even the most formidable warriors. Let it be known that even Bane, terror of Gotham, is not immune to the occasional mishap that leaves him doubled over in anguish,...