Geez, Rick, have you seen this intergalactic bingo ball game called Galactic Blast Bingo 2000? I mean, it's like, a totally different dimension of entertainment, y'know? It's like playing regular bingo, but with a sci fi twist - you've got laser guns, alien characters, and, get this, portals that transport you to different galaxies! And the best part is, it's all on this compact handheld device that fits in your pocket. I think it's the next big thing in gaming, Rick. I mean, who needs...