Oh dear me, can you believe it? Such a load of nonsense! Cockamamie twit, pansy wanker, dingleberry airhead, blow me over with a feather, you absolute dimwit! Goodness gracious, what a bunch of baloney! Darn it all to heck, I can't believe the audacity! Silly git, prat, nincompoop, get a grip! Why, I never! Such tomfoolery, utter poppycock! If you rotters don't fancy my colorful language, tough luck! Get a sense of humor, you daft hootenanny!