Believe it, dattebayo! Ichiraku ramen is totally closed, so I haven't had a single bite to eat in a whole week! I'm so famished, I've become as skinny as a stick! My stomach is so empty that I can suck it in all the way to my backbone, revealing my heartbeat and spine! It's like I've entered into some sort of crazy training regimen where I have to survive solely on willpower and ninja spirit. But let me tell you, dattebayo, a true shinobi never gives up, no matter how hungry or skinny they...