Good morning, students of Springfield Elementary! Just a few announcements before you start another thrilling day of learning. First, a reminder that today's mystery meat in the cafeteria remains... well, a mystery. But Mrs. Lunchlady Doris assures me it's at least 30% edible, so bon appétit! On a related note, Nurse Krabappel would like to remind you that stitches are now on a first come, first served basis.That’s it for today. And remember, students, the only thing standing between you...