Let's say, hypothetically, that your name is Santiago. Now that we've established your name is Santiago, let's say, just for the sake of argument, that four of your friends simultaneously commit suicide upon you entering their room. Again, purely hypothetical. Let's say that, later down the line, more of your friends decide to end their lives. Now, in this purely hypothetical situation, it would be fair to say that at least six people have chosen to stop breathing, with their biggest...