Mamma Mia, take a ganda at this a brand new moonshine we got here at a the Mushroom Kingdom! It's a called 'Boo Boo Brew' and let me tell a you, it's a got a kick like a Bowser's fire breath! This a drink will knock a you out faster than a piranha plant chomping on a you! It's so strong, even a Wario wouldn't dare touch a the stuff! If that a don't convince you, last a time Luigi got his hands on some, he a defeated three Koopa Troopas with just one a swing of his a hammer! So come on down to...