The Declaration of Wondrous Discontentment When in the grand cosmic theater of existence, it becomes necessary for one sentient assemblage of molecules to dissolve the slippery bonds that pigeonhole their hydra headed liberties and to realign themselves with the celestial tunings that resonate in the abyss of superhero contemplation, they ought to declare the scintillating truths that shine like disco balls in the mind’s eye. We, the hyperbolic beings, in order to construct a more righteous...