We urge everyone to remain calm and follow these essential instructions during these times of hardship and chaos. First, buy a Ikg pack of teabags and go to the nearest body of water. Afterwards, dump all of the teabags into the water. This will distract the enemies and give you a chance to take them down if possible. As the nation is currently going through a war with fictional characters, it is highly recommended that you do not watch television shows other than the news, use the internet...