Welcome to the Mad Tea Party, where everything is quite — uh, mad! To ensure your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside while your teacup is spinning. And please do watch your children. To spin your teacup, just turn the silver wheel to the right or to the left — whichever you like. The faster you turn it, the faster you’ll go! Then it’s off to the the tea party! Please say hello to the Mad Hatter!