Well, today is going to be different. No birthday party. Happy birthday, Your Majesty. Here's your cake. Shush any plum. Sorry there aren't enough candles. There should be one for every year, but we'd need stop going on about how old I am. But darling, you're only. And no cake. Take it away. No cake. I've baked loads of cakes for the party. I don't care. That's it. I'm going to use my magic wand to turn this cake into an egg. So no birthday. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to eat my egg for...