Well, let me tell ya, it all started when this banana loving dude named Banana Joe stumbled upon a mysterious package on his doorstep. And let me tell you, folks, what was inside that package was no ordinary fruit, it was a gleaming, powerful lightsaber that seemed to call out to him with a force he couldn't quite resist. Banana Joe's eyes lit up with excitement as he grasped the hilt in his hands, feeling a surge of energy run through him. But little did he know, this quirky little fruit was...