Now y'all listen here honey, let me tell y'all something about Peter over there. He's just had it up to here with that doodlebug of a turtle, Sunshine. Can you believe it? I can't even fathom the gall of that man. Bless his heart, he's just had enough of that ol' gad dung turtle. Lord have mercy, I tell ya, Peter's ready to throw in the towel and send Sunshine packin'. Can you imagine? It's a hoot and a holler, let me tell you. You just never know what's gonna happen in this crazy world, do...