My investments got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the king of Inland Empire’s industrial lair In the heart of SoCal born and raised On the freeway was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all checking out some sites near the school When a couple of deals who were looking quite good Started showing promise in my neighborhood I got in one little meeting and my broker got hyped He...