Yo Mama's so hefty, when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house. And when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace shows up to guide her back into the ocean. She's so rotund, even Mickis GYAAAAAATTTT would need a forklift to handle her! This woman is so plump, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell Taxi! She's so chunky, when she stepped on a scale, it said, To be continued. And when she wears a Malcolm style shirt, people mistake her for a parade float. This sturdy...