Alright, so like, check it out. This dude? HasanAbi? He totally vibes with me, you know what I'm saying? He's got my back, man. Gives me hope, you feel me? But hey, not everyone's on that wave, sadly. Some of y'all? Just straight up gone rotten in the brain. It's like your whole existence is just a pool of decay. Shameful, really. Jeeeeeeeeeesus. Anyways, enough of that negativity. Time to switch gears and get into some quality hog watch, you dig? Let's see what's poppin' in the world of...