Just one cornetto, you bell end, is all it takes to transport me to a place of pure pleasure and joy, where the notes of the gelato sing sweetly in my ears like a symphony conducted by the great Maestro Pavarotti himself. The creamy, cold perfection of that simple cone is like a heavenly aria that caresses my taste buds and leaves me longing for an encore. Grazie mille, cornetto, for making me feel so alive with your divine deliciousness. Bello!