War Is a hideous beast and whenever it rears its monstrous face, the worst side of humanity is on full display. Despite this, it also gives a chance for the greatest humanity has in show to shine. Wario was not a saint. He wasn't even a good guy. Regardless, the valor, bravery and radiance Wario showed in his last moments was greater than any waft he ever passed. He'll forever be remembered as a warrio who brought the values of the American people to end of the Earth. In life his one goal was...