I was just minding my own business when my older sister thought it would be funny to scare me by jumping out from behind the couch. I literally jumped out of my skin and ran to the right faster than a cheetah chasing its prey. I swear, one day she's going to give me a heart attack. But hey, at least I got a good workout in for the day, right? That's one way to sneak in some cardio. Gotta look on the bright side, am I right? Anyway, as I was saying, I darted off to the right so quickly that...