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If there was an option in the afterlife to either play Far Cry 3 or have every single organ of my body come ripping out of my asshole, I would pick the latter. The gameplay is insufferable, it crashes nonstop, and I feel as if someone is taking a tiny tweezers and ripping out a single asshole hair out of my bum every time I try to do something as simple as start up the shitty ass Ubisoft client. Hopefully, Ubisoft devs will make a game that doesn't rely on you shitting in a shark's mouth...

Board Vaas Montenegro (v0.01) (FarCry 3) (Voiced By: Michael Mando) TTS Computer AI Voice
Format MP3
Length 34 seconds
Plays 3 plays
AI Generated Yes Responsible AI
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If there was an option in the afterlife to either play Far Cry 3 or have every single organ of my body come ripping out of my asshole, I would pick the latter. The gameplay is insufferable, it crashes nonstop, and I feel as if someone is taking a tiny tweezers and ripping out a single asshole hair out of my bum every time I try to do something as simple as start up the shitty ass Ubisoft client. Hopefully, Ubisoft devs will make a game that doesn't rely on you shitting in a shark's mouth...

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