I must say, my fellow Americans, that partaking in the indulgent act of huffing paint has a certain charm to it, akin to the embrace of a long lost friend. The familiar scent and feeling provide a sense of comfort that takes me back to simpler times, where my only concern was making it home before regaining my sobriety. It's a nostalgic journey through memories of carefree days, a warm fuzzy blanket of nostalgia that envelops me in a sense of blissful escape. In those moments, I am...