Good afternoon, it's me, your charming acquaintance. I must admit, I find myself rather enamored with the moniker Cormac these days. Quite a fascinating choice, wouldn't you agree? But I digress. Allow me to introduce myself, if you will. My name, in case you hadn't already deduced it, is Patrick. Patrick Bateman, to be precise. I couldn't help but overhear your introduction just now. Hi, my name is Cormac, you said with a degree of casual confidence. Admirable, to be sure. There's...