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It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Aaron J. Patterson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your neighbor carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "tenderlove" and are guilty of virtually every horrible pun we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

Board Agent Smith TTS Computer AI Voice
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Length 26 seconds
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AI Generated Yes Responsible AI
Play Sound It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Aaron J. Patterson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your neighbor carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "tenderlove" and are guilty of virtually every horrible pun we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Aaron J. Patterson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your neighbor carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "tenderlove" and are guilty of virtually every horrible pun we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

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