Now this is a story all about how My humble life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right pretty I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Pope of Vatican City In Buenos Aires, born and raised In the church is where I spent most of my days Preaching, teaching, serving all cool And leading my parish with a compassionate rule When a couple of cardinals who were up to some good Started making trouble in the neighborhood I got one little call and the conclave was...