Greetings fellow Minecrafters, it is I, Enderman Dingle, here to share with you the chaos that has unfolded in my pixelated world. My enderman uncle, always so goofy, met his demise in a tragic GTA accident after forgetting to eat. Can you believe it? And as if that wasn't enough, my poor baby obtained a peculiar disease from TNT, but fear not, for we were able to nurse him back to health with the help of some trusty bonemeal. But the madness doesn't stop there! My enderman bestie found...